A Trajectory of Ideas from the Kings of Waffle

Freud Ouroboros Autofellatio (aka sometimes a cigar is a cock in my mouth)

Borrow Meandering Waffle Rings

Paralaxadaisical! (and so on and so on)

egg and gammon

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gammon_(insult)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colonel_Blimp

Eggshell Chemistry

slap a gammon with some egg,
really get it on their face and
particularly on the chin.
egg on the crumbling dead façade
of man,
now a withering feathered dinosaur;
husked and musky.

all people alike will break fast,
where a scalped summit engenders
soldiers with the gooey insides
emerging s l o w and pahoehoe,
gold blood of the planet
in igneous swarms of dialectic convection
under the continental cranial crust,
as the minds' embers meld
white matter
into the yoke
thatbindsustogether
lest cooling magma turns to stone
in one final grave rotation
before total petrification.

stubborn... and hard boiled.
stuck in its form, the zones remain discontinuous
instead of flowing and srcamlbed
(which is clearly superior)
mixed and jumbled with a mongrel amalgam.
hell, throw some pepper and chilli on it
or at least let the colour run,
run away like a liquid take the shape of your container get into all the corners mobile and dynamic maybe even grow legs and escape the box maybe even develop maybe even evolve.

Alas!
humpty dumpty grows old!
and the cra/cks start to show
and we mustn't forget,
that a rotten egg will float to the SURFACE
like a corpse, vacuous and full of hot air.
like a blimp, like a colon:
as the meningeal membranes recede, aging
flesh replaced by gas
and
Hark!
an egg only grows when fertilised
and the grey areas of self
that are cancer and parasite
will always hijack the native resources
"you unwanted growth"
"you tumour"
"you boil"
(we might say)

"...and where is my surgery?

...my warm compress?"

yes, yes, it is tempting, for sure,
but it's not always necessary to pull out the steak
knives, or the tempered, steely scalpels.
simply rejoice at the sizzling sound
of a subducting slab
of meat going under,
and into Earth's furnace

they can shout about it till they're rose in the face;
shout till their pendulous jowls are plum with constipation,
but the flabby hunks of flushed pork
move inexorably towards happy extinction.

in a shell, CaCO₄ is synchronised by proteins
into a crystal lattice chrysalis
adorned by Protoporphyrin IX
like an alien king
the haem-like pigment
creating the illusion
of a pink and brown exterior
bulging and proud
but secretly, the skin is colourless

paltry poultry and foul fowl

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this is not a statement from the RSPCA; this is part of an advert to sell battery cages to potential buyers.

it makes me want to believe there's a heaven 

they're all going to

it makes me want to believe there's a hell 

we're all going to

* 

all the bust up noses
and the billion bloodied beaks
all the bills have broken
now the scales have been tipped
over and over

head over heals

clawing at mud
the pecking little faces
headbutting the ground
they used to wear a crown
now knee deep in shit and death

starved of nutrients

the mash is shunned

in favour of cannibalising 

the unborn children

tiny fluffy dinosaurs

plucked from the floor
by a man with a dead eye
for a man with a beady eye

the scent of dread 
in their heavenhell feathers

you'd have to thread rope through the eyes
of haystack needles

not to see that the system is rigged

through the lips

through the chains of ships

and so for the captains we should fold 

that enterprising fibre
of barbed bògòlanfini cloth
into a noose for Antony Fisher
pioneer of the battery farm

founder of the Institute for Economic Affairs

should put his head in a tank
after all that's been shelled 

out for his gain

in his name

cut from the same cloth as Eichmann

he built the networks

but instead of a noose

twas a sword that was laid 

on his shoulder

so the devil gets bolder

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