Pocahontas

Pocahontas just made me cry. What’s that all about? Aside from Disney’s aspartame sweet sentimentality and the fact that they inform kids of a totally distorted version of history, there are actually some really well written, heartfelt songs about prejudice and class struggle in there too. I was personally really moved and have started quoting lyrics in rants on a regular basis. I wish i was joking, but i can only claim slight exaggeration. Anyway, so i'm lying there like a true wasteman, smoking the remainder of a left-over zoot while my host is busy at work, watching this giant piece of shit, and i can't help thinking that Pocahontas is looking well fit. Turns out I have a fetish for fucking cartoon characters and I wasn't even aware. What can i say?  She has a nice figure with perfect blowjob eyes - but no femme fatale. A better seductress however, than that fishy mermaid. She was a right slut, was she not? With all her cleavage hanging out at an age that makes daddy Triton frown. and then she's gallivanting off with some randomer loser land-prince dude that she falls for after seeing, like, once, from a mile out at sea? you know, the more i think about it, the more of a clusterfuck that movie proves itself to be. a sort of aquatic coming of age get-immediately-married off inter-species whirlwind of magical confusion. Not that I’m saying I wouldn’t do her scaley ass. i mean, like, you know ... if I was a cartoon. BUT, to lay off the sexual objectification for just a moment, what I don’t get about these Disney Dolls is why they’re always giving it up for the guys?? they give up their magic, their homeland, their fins (which apparently is really painful) and the guy’s got nothing to lose. what's that about? I mean, take superman, on the other hand - he gives up being able to fly and see through walls. he gives that shit up for Lois Lane coz she knows how to work it. That’s fuckin’ quality temptressing right there. That’s what I’m fucking talking about. I'm on my fucking knees for you, Lois. Let's see a bit more of that in Disney, hmm?