wet lettuces

wet lettuces, all around me! i must be trapped in a salad.
...and there's no dressing!

i am amused/disturbed (a classic combo) by an observation that the phrase "i like to have a drink" has changed its meaning from "i love the drink" to become "i sometimes have A drink": an afterthought added to the end of an introduction or character profile so as to add some virility to the manifestation of an otherwise timid and isolated generation. it is added as a plea to be considered something other than a total partypooper.

and i do NOT like that the suggested spelling correction for "partypooper" is "paratrooper"