Friday, July 24, 2020

Travis (21-10-1995 – 16-02-2009)

https://nymag.com/news/features/70830/
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11686234/horror-injuries-woman-face-hands-ripped-pet-chimp/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travis_(chimpanzee)

Travis was a face-tearing chimp
He literally tore a woman's face off
    Don't fuck with Travis

Travis was a hard motherfucker
It wasn't even his first attack
    Once he leapt from a car to fight a guy for throwing a soda can at him

Travis was a celebrity
He advertised for pepsi - he was on TV
    He even did a pilot show with Sheryl Crow

Travis was pumped up on anti-Lyme disease drugs
He wasn't sticking to his diet regime, eating junk food and getting depressed
    It was a homicidal disaster waiting to happen

Travis was an ape in a world made for humans
That was his disability; that was his fate
    He was a messed up kid. Probably all he wanted was a pepsi

Travis got blown away by cops after he was done face-tearing
Travis went for the po po
    Travis' so-called owner is a fucking idiot for getting involved in shit like this

Don't blame Travis

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